I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about what this next post should be and surprisingly, I can’t come up with anything. From spelling atrocities to wardrobe malfunctions to fixed cricket matches, I have mulled over everything I could possibly come up with and yes, thats right, I’ve come up with absolutely nothing.
But on this special occasion, I find myself writing a detailed article with a little bit of a flashback. I call it a special occasion cause today is the last day the Indian Railway will be the cheapest mode of transport. For your reference, the cheapest mode of transport will now be *drum roll* … ‘Ding ding ding, we have a winner’… Private Jet!
News Update for all you Train Travellers, your private jet comes full with bhaaji walas, jewellery sellers, colouring book sellers, clothes at diacounted rates, machhi walis, and just incase you’re feeling a little blue, some fat women to push you around the plane whilst it shakes in turbulence.
For those days when you’re running late, it comes with a built in super fast mode. The super fast mode allows the jet to travel at speeds you could never have dreamed of. 2kmph, 3kmph, 4kmph .. with a maximum of 5kmph, you’ll never be late anywhere (just be sure to start a day earlier).
And the best feature of it all, you can jump as high as you can and as fast as you can, and this Private Jet will still not have place for you to breathe.
FLASHBACK : Remember how my company took the pants off me. My country just did it too.
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