Ab Ki Baar .. Chod Yaar!

Hell Yeah!!!

So everyone’s asking me if I’m gonna vote and to start off .. Let me make this fuckin clear ..

HEYELL NO!

And no, I’m not gonna go on this rant about how the country and its government is never gonna change, instead I’m gonna stop a while and laugh at how you’ll actually thought this was gonna be a blog about politics. What I can’t rob a slogan? “oooo…plagerism”.

I’ve been going through some of the blogs up there lately and OMG .. (Oversized Male Genitalia .. its a condition look it up) when did people become such self obsessed narcissist douche bags? I mean, it isn’t enough that they dress like fashionistas to work/college but now they have to have a site about it too?

Now food, there’s a blog I’d read .. with all the pictures of the food oozing with 1500 calories per pixel and the recipes of how to make them so the next time someone tells your kid ‘copy cat, kill the rat, tell your mother to make you fat’ (#90sKidStupidRhymeReferenceYo), you can actually do it?

Or maybe, lets take time off from our long and tiring day and criticize the artists of today, whether in music or drawing (yea i said drawing .. I’mm middle class .. what u gonna do bout it?) or whatever. Jealous, much?

SELF PROCLAIMED GREATNESS MONOLOGUE BELOW:

What if there was a blog that could just make you laugh? Make better usage of your time, brighten up your mood and make you smile from ear to ear? Wouldn’t that just be the best?

#AbruptEndingToGetYouThinking